Ted strolled into the library with moderately bloodshot eyes and a curiously dry throat. He was characteristically laidback, however, and he smiled broadly at anyone and everyone who walked past- particularly Rita Skeeter. His head snapped around to follower her with his gaze as she walked out the door. Rita had glasses and those were hot. He smirked to himself, wondering if she was a good shag. He had seen this one porn video over the summer- he was a muggleborn- and there was this naughty librarian who reminded him of Rita and- BAM! He'd walked straight into a bookshelf. Oww. Ted heard a burst of laughter and whirled around to see where it was coming from.